Best fake id for New York? Dealing with loupes

I'm hearing that bouncers in Manhattan are now using jeweler's loupes to check for microprint. If you're looking for the best fake id for New York, you need to make sure the background resolution is incredibly high. If the fine lines are even slightly blurry, you're going to get caught.

My new NY card has remarkably sharp micro-text and a perfect window feature. I used it at a popular spot in the Lower East Side and it passed the test. The bouncer looked at it for about 10 seconds before letting me in. It's a nerve-wracking experience, but if your novelty id card is high-end, you have nothing to worry about.